Happy Wednesday and not going to the gym

Hello Everyone!
Okay, for starters, I am absolutely listening to my horoscope and not setting foot outdoors. (except for the tiny trip out to the mailbox--that was necessary, there was NETFLIX)
So, here I am looking at the clock and realizing that I should get my flabby rear up off the bench and get dressed.... Meaning workout clothes you perv! I already look rather cute now..
But I don't want to go outside... Really I don't!
For one feeble excuse... the "service engine" light has been on again and it is freaking me out! When you're unemployed, the thought of mechanical bills can throw you straight to the nearest bar for a verrrrrry strong Margarita. And I can't go do that tonite, so here I sit. Well, I do have an impressive collection of workout videos...hmmm. dunno.

Can't help thinking of feeble ex. Really do miss talking to him. Dammmit! I guess there were good things between us, but seriously? the anger and violent issue just tops the list of "why you should NEVER go back to arrogant, sleezy, immature ex"

Ok, I feel better now. Got that out of my system. Do have wonderful friends coming over tonite and the coffee I made is hideous. Really, just that bad.
So, question-- what is the worst thing you have ever served your dearest friends unintentionally? (intentional poisoning doesn't count!)

Well, phone is now vibrating off the table so I guess I'll get it before it hurts itself again! Really, Poor berry is starting to show strong S/M tendencies...
Til later, Class!

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