Hopefull Phoenix

Happy Saturday to all out there in the wide crazy world! I am a little disoriented after having pulled an all nighter and then sleeping in the middle of the day like a cat. And on that lovely segue, I beg you all to check out this hysterical cat vid. *disclaimer- am a total dufus and have NO idea how to insert the actual vid clip, so you gotta check it out manaully. Really sorry! But I promise,,, it's sooo worth it! I peed so hard and practically nasal vomited! (not really, but the urge was there!) http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/video/video.php?v=1083116116841&ref=nf Ok, apparently it doesnt work!! sorry all. try going to Videos Posted by Hamouch Zayed It's the crazy cats... Now on to Netflix and Pinot! Sweet dreams!

Hello Ladies! Okay, my first TMI Thursday isn't really about me, it's more about the post I just gave. But after my daily lesson at Madame LiLu's House of Instruction in all things bizarre, pee-inducing, and just generally Hysterical, I had to make a link. So, It's time to embarrass yourselves and my time to basically make my mother understand why she is possibly NEVER getting munchkins from me. here goes Oh, If I offend anyone.... Too bad! Get over it! Artificial Virginity Hymen USD 29.90 No more worry about losing your virginity. With this product, you can have your first night back anytime. Insert this artificial hymen into your vagina carefully. It will expand a little and make you feel tight. When your lover penetrate, it will ooze out a liquid that look like blood not too much but just the right amount. Add in a few moans and groans, you will pass through undetectable. Its easy to use, clinically proven non-toxic to human and has no side effects, no pain to use an...

Happy Thursday all! Didn't sleep much last night- rather, between 4 and 5:30am... If I don't get a job soon, I'm going to turn into a vampire! Really. And on that ever so lovely note, my good friend "J" just sent me this hilarious email. You have to think of the funny in it as well as the desperation for some women that there's even a market for something like this! Some people were wanting it to surprise their guys? WTF? I don't think I would but that's just me. Thought I've seen every toy out there. Okay, it's more of an emergency kit, but still..... ? You decide. I'm having a prob with the whole link a pic thingie, so the actual link to the page is below... Yeah, I am soooo NOT a techie! Enjoy! ............. .................... ....................... ............................ ........ The Artificial Virginity Hymen Kit has been causing a legit uproar in Egypt. What...

Ok, it's official. the scale is going UP! And I was doing so very well not so long ago. Unfortunately, I've got this comfort food issue to deal with and right now it's ice cream. I can't even explain it. I've avoided it for so long, haven't really even craved it til recently. First, it was just a little pint. Nothing bad. A few days went by, I went to the gym, no prob. A week later... another one. And another.... and... SHIT! The scale went up 8 lbs! Ok, I can now officially freak out. I know better than this. Time for action. (no, not purging. hmm, Does it really work? ) naw, too gross. NO, 4am workout in living room. yes, 50 crunches, 30 lifts, and countless plies. Think I prefer the purging! Tomorrow I think it's going to be a hellish run at the gym. And I hate to run! DAMN!!!!! Till next week.. freakin' cookies and cream! I need a job quick before I end up look like mrs. Claus! And that is NOT going to happen! Good nite beauties!!!

Good Morning everyone! It's a lovely and slow rainy day which I absolutely adore! The sky is very grey over the burnished treetops, lending everything a softer haze. Days like this feel like Sundays to me. You know, where all you want to do is curl up in the oldest, most comfortable clothes you have and snuggle on the couch with a cup of tea and watch movies all day while any pets do likewise? And me without a cat! Nothing's perfect!! I'm expecting company which is the ONLY reason I am running around cleaning now. I don't want to and really, it's not that bad. But when you have friends over who haven't been around in a while, you don't want them to think you're a TOTAL slob. Even if it's just a rug that needs vacuuming. For me, it's the dust. A lot of odd dust. But it's more than the lite sprinkling of powdery stuff... oh no! It's the formation of actual stuff! The dreaded DUST BUNNY!!!! I've always been shocked to discover the mo...

Ok, resume writing really is worse than absolutely anything on earth! I mean, you get to intentionally dissect your poor self over and over and over.. sigh. until you really can't think of another way to describe payroll! Well, I get to do this now. Since I have decided to reenter the job hunt now and actually change careers, I also have to update the dreaded resume. After the humiliation, no, sweet dear help , from a veeeerrry good friend, it was subjected to more red marks than any English paper EVER was in school. Like I can remember back that far! Anyhoo, Now my assignment is to fix all the red marks and create it anew. Grrr! One section at a time, he said! No shit! It has taken me a better portion of the day and night to simply cut and paste sections around, bullet point the good stuff, then , decide how to rewrite the first part. I am so braindead that wine was desperately needed. Thank all heavens I have two bottles, I am sooo going to need it all by the time I'm done......

Well, Spent most of the day ignoring reality thanks to wine overdosing last night. Rainy days tend give me all sorts of excuses to stay inside. After all, who wants to navigate the winds, heavy rains and really insane drivers? All on the same day, that is. Now, driving in Michigan can be as much fun as a root canal on the best of days, what with the suicide pedestrians darting out in front of your car JUST AS YOU PAST BY... Then there are the last second drivers who suddenly remembered that they really needed to cut you off and then turn left, even though you are going 70 on the freeway. But my all-time favorite would have to be last night while on the way for the aforementioned wine... I was already running late which is never good. You know that you are bound to break at least a few traffic laws already and are on the alert for you-know-who. well, surface streets were fine, all the way up to '75 s-Detroit'... then I saw him. At least I think it was a he... Just at the entran...