New Virginity

Happy Thursday all!

Didn't sleep much last night- rather, between 4 and 5:30am... If I don't get a job soon, I'm going to turn into a vampire!
Really.

And on that ever so lovely note, my good friend "J" just sent me this hilarious email.
You have to think of the funny in it as well as the desperation for some women that there's even a market for something like this!

Some people were wanting it to surprise their guys? WTF? I don't think I would but that's just me. Thought I've seen every toy out there.

Okay, it's more of an emergency kit, but still..... ?

You decide. I'm having a prob with the whole link a pic thingie, so the actual link to the page is below... Yeah, I am soooo NOT a techie!

Enjoy!
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The Artificial Virginity Hymen Kit has been causing a legit uproar in Egypt. What’s in the phony purity pack? Why, a diaphragm that trickles a blood-like liquid, of course! And it’s all in an effort to trick new hubbies into thinking their brides are carrying a V-card.

The kit is seen as a tool of empowerment to some, but Egyptian conservatives believe it promotes promiscuity and ultimately threatens Islam. Members of the Muslim Brotherhood (who control 20% of the seats in Egypt’s parliament) have called for a ban on the kit and jail time for anyone that is caught peddling it.

I haven’t found any stats on how many have actually been sold (if any). But I do know that the $30 kit is produced by a Chinese company called Gigimo, who promotes the product through mail-order ads that advise women: ‘’Add in a few moans and groans, you will pass through undetectable.'’ Moans and groans of pleasure or discomfort? It sure would be nice to put a ban on placing so much value on virginity.

http://www.bust.com/blog/2009/10/08/like-a-virgin-kit-causes-uproar-in-egypt.html

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