The joys of Resume writing


Ok, resume writing really is worse than absolutely anything on earth! I mean, you get to intentionally dissect your poor self over and over and over.. sigh. until you really can't think of another way to describe payroll!


Well, I get to do this now. Since I have decided to reenter the job hunt now and actually change careers, I also have to update the dreaded resume.


After the humiliation, no, sweet dear help, from a veeeerrry good friend, it was subjected to more red marks than any English paper EVER was in school. Like I can remember back that far!

Anyhoo, Now my assignment is to fix all the red marks and create it anew. Grrr!

One section at a time, he said! No shit! It has taken me a better portion of the day and night to simply cut and paste sections around, bullet point the good stuff, then, decide how to rewrite the first part.

I am so braindead that wine was desperately needed. Thank all heavens I have two bottles, I am sooo going to need it all by the time I'm done...

This is worth it-this is worth it-this is ??? .

Yeah, it will be, if I can remember the English language when I'm done.
Happy Thursday!

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